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+# Copyright 2015, 2018 VyOS maintainers and contributors <maintainers@vyos.io>
+#
+# This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
+# modify it under the terms of the GNU Lesser General Public
+# License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either
+# version 2.1 of the License, or (at your option) any later version.
+#
+# This library is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the GNU
+# Lesser General Public License for more details.
+#
+# You should have received a copy of the GNU Lesser General Public
+# License along with this library.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+import random
+
+limericks = [
+
+"""
+A programmer who's name was Searle
+Once wrote a long program in Perl.
+Despite very few quirks
+No one got how it works,
+Not even the interpreter.
+""",
+
+"""
+There was a young lady of Maine
+Who set up IPsec VPN.
+Problems didn't arise
+'til other vendors' device
+had to add she to that VPN.
+""",
+
+"""
+One day a programmer from York
+started his own Vyatta fork.
+Though he was a huge geek,
+it still took him a week
+to get the damn build scripts to work.
+""",
+
+"""
+A network admin from Hong Kong
+knew MPPE cipher's not strong.
+But he was behind NAT,
+so he put up we that,
+sad network admin from Hong Kong.
+""",
+
+"""
+A network admin named Drake
+greeted friends with a three-way handshake
+and refused to proceed
+if they didn't complete it,
+that standards-compliant guy Drake.
+""",
+
+"""
+A network admin from Nantucket
+used hierarchy token buckets.
+Bandwidth limits he set
+slowed down his net,
+users drove him away from Nantucket.
+"""
+
+]
+
+
+def get_random():
+    return limericks[random.randint(0, len(limericks) - 1)]