From 1e79af9f4684425a02427dd9146b1e4d38a93cb4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Daniil Baturin Date: Mon, 14 May 2018 05:40:08 +0200 Subject: Move the show version command to the vyos-1x package and refactor it a bit. --- python/vyos/limericks.py | 49 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 49 insertions(+) create mode 100644 python/vyos/limericks.py (limited to 'python') diff --git a/python/vyos/limericks.py b/python/vyos/limericks.py new file mode 100644 index 000000000..a0779904a --- /dev/null +++ b/python/vyos/limericks.py @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +import random + +limericks = [ + +""" +A programmer who's name was Searle +Once wrote a long program in Perl. +Despite very few quirks +No one got how it works, +Not even the interpreter. +""", + +""" +There was a young lady of Maine +Who set up IPsec VPN. +Problems didn't arise +'til other vendors' device +had to add she to that VPN. +""", + +""" +One day a programmer from York +started his own Vyatta fork. +Though he was a huge geek, +it still took him a week +to get the damn build scripts to work. +""", + +""" +A network admin from Hong Kong +knew MPPE cipher's not strong. +But he was behind NAT, +so he put up we that, +sad network admin from Hong Kong. +""", + +""" +A network admin named Drake +greeted friends with a three-way handshake +and refused to proceed +if they didn't complete it, +that standards-compliant guy Drake. +""" + +] + + +def get_random(): + return limericks[random.randint(0, len(limericks) - 1)] -- cgit v1.2.3