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import random

limericks = [

"""
A programmer who's name was Searle
Once wrote a long program in Perl.
Despite very few quirks
No one got how it works,
Not even the interpreter.
""",

"""
There was a young lady of Maine
Who set up IPsec VPN.
Problems didn't arise
'til other vendors' device
had to add she to that VPN.
""",

"""
One day a programmer from York
started his own Vyatta fork.
Though he was a huge geek,
it still took him a week
to get the damn build scripts to work.
""",

"""
A network admin from Hong Kong
knew MPPE cipher's not strong.
But he was behind NAT,
so he put up we that,
sad network admin from Hong Kong.
""",

"""
A network admin named Drake
greeted friends with a three-way handshake
and refused to proceed
if they didn't complete it,
that standards-compliant guy Drake.
""",

"""
A network admin from Nantucket
used hierarchy token buckets.
Bandwidth limits he set
slowed down his net,
users drove him away from Nantucket.
"""

]


def get_random():
    return limericks[random.randint(0, len(limericks) - 1)]