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-#!/usr/bin/env python
-
-import random
-
-limericks = [
-
-"""
-A programmer who's name was Searle
-Once wrote a long program in Perl.
-Despite very few quirks
-No one got how it works,
-Not even the interpreter.
-""",
-
-"""
-There was a young lady of Maine
-Who set up IPsec VPN.
-Problems didn't arise
-'til other vendors' device
-had to add she to that VPN.
-""",
-
-"""
-One day a programmer from York
-started his own Vyatta fork.
-Though he was a huge geek,
-it still took him a week
-to get the damn build scripts to work.
-""",
-
-"""
-A network admin from Hong Kong
-knew MPPE cipher's not strong.
-But he was behind NAT,
-so he put up we that,
-sad network admin from Hong Kong.
-""",
-
-"""
-A network admin named Drake
-greeted friends with a three-way handshake
-and refused to proceed
-if they didn't complete it,
-that standards-compliant guy Drake.
-"""
-
-]
-
-l = limericks[random.randint(0, len(limericks) - 1)]
-
-print(l)