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diff --git a/scripts/limericks.py b/scripts/limericks.py deleted file mode 100644 index acb1a74..0000000 --- a/scripts/limericks.py +++ /dev/null @@ -1,51 +0,0 @@ -#!/usr/bin/env python - -import random - -limericks = [ - -""" -A programmer who's name was Searle -Once wrote a long program in Perl. -Despite very few quirks -No one got how it works, -Not even the interpreter. -""", - -""" -There was a young lady of Maine -Who set up IPsec VPN. -Problems didn't arise -'til other vendors' device -had to add she to that VPN. -""", - -""" -One day a programmer from York -started his own Vyatta fork. -Though he was a huge geek, -it still took him a week -to get the damn build scripts to work. -""", - -""" -A network admin from Hong Kong -knew MPPE cipher's not strong. -But he was behind NAT, -so he put up we that, -sad network admin from Hong Kong. -""", - -""" -A network admin named Drake -greeted friends with a three-way handshake -and refused to proceed -if they didn't complete it, -that standards-compliant guy Drake. -""" - -] - -l = limericks[random.randint(0, len(limericks) - 1)] - -print(l) |